Chocoholic Parent Pillows

'I was just wondering if you already ate that chocolate they left on your pillow last night?"

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

Chocs away.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

Easter Egg Island

Just one more choccy...

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

Making healthy eating bearable.

"Sure, I could give up chocolate - but I'm no quitter."

Valentines Day truck

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

'How now, brown cow?'

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

The JANE FONDU workout

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"This is what you call doing what you love."

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

Woman at Chocolate Lovers Leap, with coffin-shaped selection box at foot of cliff,

"I gave up on finding Mr. Right and settled for Mr. Chocolate!"

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'