Chocoholic Parent Prints

'I was just wondering if you already ate that chocolate they left on your pillow last night?"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"Prepare to meet your maker."

Chocs away.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Easter Egg Island

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

Just one more choccy...

Making healthy eating bearable.

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"Sure, I could give up chocolate - but I'm no quitter."

Valentines Day truck

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"This is what you call doing what you love."

Woman at Chocolate Lovers Leap, with coffin-shaped selection box at foot of cliff,

"I gave up on finding Mr. Right and settled for Mr. Chocolate!"

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

Bit coin.