Chocoholic's Delight Pillows

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Any time is cake o'clock

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

Satya Nutella

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Cake Friday!

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

The wife whisperer.

Chocolate Shop

7 brownies worth of exercise.

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Chocs away.

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

The dark side of Halloween.

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'