Chocolate Cake Aficionado Pillows

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Diner.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

A heart shaped cake

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Tension filled the tent.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Bermuda Triangles

Punt Cake

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

Layer cake

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Thou Shalt Not!

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Happy Birthday to you.

Cake Friday!

Panettone

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Make your resolutions achievable.

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Time for Tea!

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'