Cream Connoisseur Prints

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

'This anti-ageing cream is well past it's sell-by date!'

'Apple Pies! Set udders to 'Squirty Cream!''

One dairy farm worker easily carries light cream can while one carrying heavy cream struggles.

'The danger of similar packaging.'

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

"I'd like a coffee and 12 creams. Hold the coffee."

"One coffee and 12 creams."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

His Her Cakes

Cake Free Zone

Our visit to the flan factory.

The Main Types of Cheese

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Chocolate Shop

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Cake Friday!

Cheese

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Running of the Brie