Corn Cob Connoisseur Gifts

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

baby sweetcorn...

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Cereal Tasting.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

The Rural Bidet...

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Cafe offers corn several ways.

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

The Mythical Unicorn.

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

Corn Aliens

Cereals of Life

Super Fibre Cereal.