Corn Cob Connoisseur T-Shirts

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

baby sweetcorn...

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Cereal Tasting.

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

The Rural Bidet...

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Cafe offers corn several ways.

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

Corn Price Denialism

'I told you that if we grew to high our ears would pop.'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

The Mythical Unicorn.

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

Super Fibre Cereal.

Cereals of Life