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"Peepo deedn't like dat I whas a bandido who used gons to steal corn cheeps."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

baby sweetcorn...

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Trail mix?"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Baking

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Aromatherapy for Men

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Cereal Tasting.

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Can you keep a secret?"

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Future Wrestler

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'