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The Rural Bidet...

baby sweetcorn...

"Bloody hell!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

Candy Corn Dracula

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

Cafe offers corn several ways.

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

'Do you mind if I hold your hand, before it gets all buttery.'

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

The Mythical Unicorn.

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."