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The Rural Bidet...

baby sweetcorn...

"Bloody hell!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

Candy Corn Dracula

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Cafe offers corn several ways.

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

Corn Price Denialism

'I told you that if we grew to high our ears would pop.'

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

The Mythical Unicorn.

'Do you mind if I hold your hand, before it gets all buttery.'

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."