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"Maybe he's just getting corn-on-the-cob."

baby sweetcorn...

"Bloody hell!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Cinemuck

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

The Rural Bidet...

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

Candy Corn Dracula

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Cafe offers corn several ways.

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

'Do you mind if I hold your hand, before it gets all buttery.'

'Man, this guy's killing me!'