Breakfast Cereal Fanatic Gifts

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"That's it. We’re toast."

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

Non-Power Breakfast

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Toast: the high energy food

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Cereal Tasting.

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Power breakfast.

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

'How would you like your toast?'