Breakfast Cereal Gifts

'I'm a cereal killer.'

"Kids, here I am all hooked up to this lie detector, ready to tell you all about Zapples, the exciting new breakfast cereal..."

Tartine

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Welcome Spring.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Full English Breakfast.

Non-Power Breakfast

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!