Cereal Gifts

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

Gullib-Os

'We're out of your regular granola, so try this...the birds seem to like it!'

Rococo breakfast cereal.

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

Chiropodist eating corn flakes

"Again with the curds and whey. Why don't you try some Cheerios?"

Moral Fibre

'How long have you had these cornflakes, Edna?'

Super Bran Flakes.

Things are usually pretty quiet aound here at night - But every once in a while, this nutjob shows up and makes a scene, Don't try to apprehend him yourself - Really cuckoo, that one,

A Racecar Winner at Breakfast

Cereal fire put out with milk.

GOLDEN RULE: 'High moral fiber cereal,'

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'I think I'm getting subliminal messages from my Rice Krispies!'

"It's empty because the health department banned everything inside the box."

"You wanted the prize. You eat the cereal."

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

"Actually, they're tangerines - you said you wanted fruit in your cereal."

"You're becoming very clued up, where's all this knowledge coming from?"

Man in pyjamas walks into cereal cafe

Kid eating Unicorn Flakes cereal

"I'm making it official. I'm giving Mary Jane my prize tonight."

Kid eating "Tweeties" cereal

Most Unpopular Cereals.

Fruit Loopholes.

Real Estate Crispy Flakes: Location/Location/ Location

'How the hell do they get this shit to snap, crackle and pop?'

Cereal Tasting.

The Breakfast of Cheaters

Man falls asleep as he eats his breakfast.