Collecting Cereals Gifts

Bad Product Concepts

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Cow's straw

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Power breakfast.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Cereal Tasting.

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Breakfast surreal.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'