Collecting Unique Cereal Packages Gifts

Crisis Crunches - The Now Cereal

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Power breakfast.

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

"I go soggy in the bath."

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'