Collecting Unique Cereal Packages Mugs

Crisis Crunches - The Now Cereal

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Power breakfast.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

"I go soggy in the bath."

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal