Cereals Gifts

'I change the cereal I eat every 2 years. Today is the official 'switchover'.' - 'June '07 to June '09 was bran flakes. June '09 to June '11 will be muesli.' - 'I used to change every three years but I lost some of the spontaneity doing it that way.'

Cereal for the hearing impaired or monks who've taken a vow of silence.

'I'm gonna tell Mom you ate a bad word!'

'It looks like bacon and eggs, but it's 100% bran.'

Wordilly Durdillies - Shergar breakfast cereal

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

Honey Bunches of Old Rusty Grommets

Cereal for Accountants

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

'This corn's got dandruff.'

Cruncho Cereal with moral fiber.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Power breakfast.

Cereal Tasting.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Breakfast surreal.

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"I go soggy in the bath."

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."