Cereals T-Shirts

'I change the cereal I eat every 2 years. Today is the official 'switchover'.' - 'June '07 to June '09 was bran flakes. June '09 to June '11 will be muesli.' - 'I used to change every three years but I lost some of the spontaneity doing it that way.'

Cereal for the hearing impaired or monks who've taken a vow of silence.

'I'm gonna tell Mom you ate a bad word!'

Cow sneezes milk at breakfast.

'It looks like bacon and eggs, but it's 100% bran.'

Wordilly Durdillies - Shergar breakfast cereal

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

Honey Bunches of Old Rusty Grommets

Eggs. Hot cake. Ernie, you eat the same stuff for breakfast every morning! He's a cereal monogamist!

Cereal for Accountants

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

'This corn's got dandruff.'

Cruncho Cereal with moral fiber.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Cereal Tasting.

Power breakfast.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Breakfast surreal.

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)