Cereal Pillows

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

Gullib-Os

'We're out of your regular granola, so try this...the birds seem to like it!'

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

Rococo breakfast cereal.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

'I think I'm getting subliminal messages from my Rice Krispies!'

Moral Fibre

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

Things are usually pretty quiet aound here at night - But every once in a while, this nutjob shows up and makes a scene, Don't try to apprehend him yourself - Really cuckoo, that one,

GOLDEN RULE: 'High moral fiber cereal,'

'How long have you had these cornflakes, Edna?'

"Again with the curds and whey. Why don't you try some Cheerios?"

Chiropodist eating corn flakes

Man falls asleep as he eats his breakfast.

The Breakfast of Cheaters

Cereal Tasting.

'How the hell do they get this shit to snap, crackle and pop?'

Real Estate Crispy Flakes: Location/Location/ Location

Fruit Loopholes.

Kid eating "Tweeties" cereal

"I'm making it official. I'm giving Mary Jane my prize tonight."

Kid eating Unicorn Flakes cereal

Man in pyjamas walks into cereal cafe

"You're becoming very clued up, where's all this knowledge coming from?"

"Actually, they're tangerines - you said you wanted fruit in your cereal."

Fart, barf, cough.

George was not a morning person.

"I was wondering if you could alter my shelf life date."

'Gah No milk' - 'Gah No cereal, either' - 'There must be some sort of aid agency I can call.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."