Cereal Surrealist Pillows

Breakfast surreal.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

ThrEschers.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Cereal Tasting.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Gullib-Os

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

Flower Painting

"Meow...."

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

'If the drain's clogged with food, why not clean it out with some high fiber bran flakes?'

"Mr. Butler, your three o'clock is waiting."