Cereal Surrealist Pillows

Breakfast surreal.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Cereal Tasting.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Gullib-Os

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"Meow...."

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

Flower Painting

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"Mr. Butler, your three o'clock is waiting."

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

'If the drain's clogged with food, why not clean it out with some high fiber bran flakes?'