Eating Cereal Pillows

'This is Ferd Evergort reporting from the site of the great Battle Creek flood...'

"There's only one thing that kept me from finishing my homework last night. I never started it."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Power breakfast.

Cereal Tasting.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

Breakfast surreal.

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"I go soggy in the bath."

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."