Eating Cereal Pillows

'This is Ferd Evergort reporting from the site of the great Battle Creek flood...'

"There's only one thing that kept me from finishing my homework last night. I never started it."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Power breakfast.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Cereal Tasting.

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

Breakfast surreal.

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

"I go soggy in the bath."

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."