Breakfast Cereal Fan Mugs

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Big Newspaper Delivery

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Fridge-to-table"

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'It takes all day to eat it.'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

'The Gingerbread man meets the Frozen Waffler.'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

Ahh, Chicken Soup

Cow Cow Plops.

Ducks on Trucks

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

'I hope we have the spelling test early, while I'm still under the influence of my alphabet cereal.'

You're late!

'You know, I wouldn't mind all this fiber if I could smoke it.'

'Of course the steak's TOUGH-yer won't get cissy nosh in 'ere,chum!'

Mum's home cooked meals - vending machine.

'Yummy! I could eat here every day!'