Nocturnal Nature Fan Pillows

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Waking Up With Rooster.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Mamoose...

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"I'm more of a day owl."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"Something nocturnal."

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

"What pheromone are you using?"

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

'Good afternoon, Madam. I believe you have a termite problem?'

"It's time your father woke up. Go rattle the people's garbage cans next door."

"Hand on a minute! Wipe your feet before you step into my mouth will you!?"

Sign reads 'Your Ocean Neighbors.'

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

'Every day they get bolder.'