Nature's Harmony Fan Pillows

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Wine Lady

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Waking Up With Rooster.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"This is a duet yourself project."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

Campground Conductor

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"I'm more of a day owl."

Mamoose...

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"Is the salmon fresh?"

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

Flight of the Bumble Bee

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

"Two for Joy."

Marine Band

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

"What pheromone are you using?"

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

Musician

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

"Hand on a minute! Wipe your feet before you step into my mouth will you!?"

'Every day they get bolder.'