Nature Fusion Fan Pillows

Goldfish in TV with Plant Roots Inside TV

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"Hamlet today"

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

Flight of the Bumble Bee

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

When seasons collide

Fauna Hybrids

Genetic Research Lab. You crossed a woodpecker with an armadillo?! I didn't authorize that experiment! I know. It was a peccadillo.

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

'Hot enough for ya?'

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

Jacques Loussier.

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

A robot smelling a flower

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

'I've heard this matador has a very unique style.' (matador has boxing gloves on).

'This holiday overlap thing is getting out of hand!'

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"

"More e-mails Mrs. Jones."

The Myth of Ariadne.

"I migrate you see, so I'm basically living an endless summer. So I thought to myself: learn to surf!"

His video of Jack and Jill is going viral already.

"His parents were pretty open-minded, romantically speaking."

"I think it's from Leonardo. He always signs-off with a smiley face."

A caveman emerges from a subway

Cow surfing for some turf.