Nature And Sports Fusion Fan Pillows

"I migrate you see, so I'm basically living an endless summer. So I thought to myself: learn to surf!"

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Snooker Golf.

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Monster Baseball

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

Cyclist Flamingoes

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Football Sculpture.

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

Mamoose...

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Is the salmon fresh?"

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

Museum. Fedal System. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following the middle ages!

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

"What pheromone are you using?"

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

Flight of the Bumble Bee

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

'Every day they get bolder.'