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"I migrate you see, so I'm basically living an endless summer. So I thought to myself: learn to surf!"

Snooker Golf.

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Monster Baseball

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Cyclist Flamingoes

Football Sculpture.

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Mamoose...

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"I'm more of a day owl."

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

"What pheromone are you using?"

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Flight of the Bumble Bee

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

'Every day they get bolder.'

"Now, Chalmers, imagine you're a particle whizzing round the Hadron Collider..."