Tech-for-comfort Fan Pillows

'I used to roll in the mud to cool down, but I don't need to now that I have an air-conditioner...'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"It appears you have a virus."

"Hamlet today"

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Businessman needs a cuddle.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

'It's all hand made.'

Sugar Machine

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'