Tech-for-comfort Fan Gifts

'I used to roll in the mud to cool down, but I don't need to now that I have an air-conditioner...'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"Hamlet today"

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Businessman needs a cuddle.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

'It's all hand made.'

Sugar Machine

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'