Close To Home Fan T-Shirts

Vinny 'The Mole' was a firm believer in Take Your Daughter To Work Day.

Starvation Watching

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Centaur Sprinter

"Does it come with magnets?"

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

Rep-Tiles.

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

"When you said you liked nothing better than to curl up with a good book..."

'Having a toy chest that folds out into a desk has really helped.'

Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

'It's a trade-off. Either we let him sleep here or we turn up the thermostat.'

Triple Jumper.

"Well, then, if and when you do consider moving, would you let us know?"

' I don't care if their ad says they stand behind every bed they sell, I want him out of here...'

'Never misplace a remote control again with this RemoteT-shirt, velcro combo!'