Home Improvement Fans Gifts

"Ooh, nice! Hardwood floors!"

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'I think it's time to clean out the refrigerator.'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Scientists building a tower

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Love your renovations.'

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Rep-Tiles.

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'the emergence of an era Household appliances now proven to be smarter than the average family"

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development