Inflatable Furniture Fan Mugs

Tax Returns R Us - 'Sign here but don't press too hard. The desk is inflatable.'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"I told you not to buy an inflatable sofa if you own a cat with sharp claws."

Sitting Ducks

Bring your own inflatable.

"I love you, you big fool."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

Quilting Bee.

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"Beats me son: I know how to constrict things, not how to inflate them..."

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Self-assembly nest

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

Rep-Tiles.

"Don't forget to read the assembly details before you start."

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

Hard Ridin' with the Montauk Kid

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.