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Hands off the flight attendant.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

'Perhaps it's not a good idea to build skyscrapers that reach this far up.'

'Come on! You only live once!'

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

Louis-Joseph Gay-Lussac: 'The Limoges conference...study the chemical composition of the atmosphere at high altitudes."

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

"Would you like a meal, Sir?"

"The possibilities are endless!" "The possibilities ended."

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

Around the World By Balloon.

"Is there a pilot in the house?"

'No wonder prices are slightly higher north of the himalayas.'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

"You can unfasten your seatbelt now, Howard, and move about the cabin at will."

"Honk if you know Jesus."

Airport security - 'Ah ha! Tree hugger!'

'I flew first class once.. it was neat!'

The Superhero Supermarket.

They just discovered an earthlike planet, and it's close. "Earthlike"? It's in Proxima Centauri's habitable zone. Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets? It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset. HOJ. But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to? I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile.

Surprise

"You thought we would offer lower fares? How insensitive."

Traffic Lamb-Chopper

Cart.

"Please remain seated until the Captain has turned off the seat belt sign..."

"Your luggage is 1 kg over, they'll be a charge for that

"I'm already suffering jet lag and I haven't gotten on the phone."