Space Voyageur Gifts

Only Spocks

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Captain in a storm

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Boat wedding.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

How am I abducting?

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Touché"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

There is No Planet C

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Lifesaver!

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

A Space Walk

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"They're very time-sensitive."

"If I have to turn this wagon around ... !"

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

'Take me to your feeder,'

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."