Space Travelers Mugs

"To have that notarized you'll need two credible witnesses."

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

In space, no-one can hear you scream.

"Bummer!"

'Traveling at light speed takes all the fun out of saying, 'Are we there yet?''

'Just be patient -- we'll land as soon as they push the immigration bill through.'

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

Flying Saucer With Stickers.

Flying saucer - Trips round the galaxy

"We're already running late, Twok! If no one will let you merge, just nose your way in there!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You left this on our ship."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.