Space Travelers Mugs

"To have that notarized you'll need two credible witnesses."

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

In space, no-one can hear you scream.

"Bummer!"

'Traveling at light speed takes all the fun out of saying, 'Are we there yet?''

'Just be patient -- we'll land as soon as they push the immigration bill through.'

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

Flying Saucer With Stickers.

Flying saucer - Trips round the galaxy

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You left this on our ship."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

How am I abducting?