Space-time Traveler Mugs

Black Hole Exhibit

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Are you a "Star Wars" fan, good sir? Who isn't? I would like to propose a small wager. Ask me any question about Star Wars. Any question at all

A Nation of Einsteins.

TV Screen Portal

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

The Missing Sock Returns

E=mc2.

Second hand furniture.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Time for vacation, time for work.

Sundial Time

How am I abducting?

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

Danger Slow Sand.