Cosmos Wanderer Prints

"You should really clean up your desktop."

Space tourism.

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'But what is the universe for?'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Siri, find oxygen."

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

'Don't be silly - the sun won't burn itself our for another 5 billion years. Bedsides, the Earth will have been smashed to smithereens by asteroids long before that.'

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

"Space wants to kill you."

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

Life in the fastest lane.

"Disney will flip!"

We're With Stupid