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Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

Vacation on the Moon.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

High-gravity baseball

Alien Snowmen

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Alien Assumption

The First Martian Dog.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Science fiction fans on other planets

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Blue Origin

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

How to draw a martian!

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"They're very time-sensitive."

'Take me to your feeder,'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"Shoulda brought the weed."