Extraterrestrial Tourist Pillows

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

Vacation on the Moon.

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

High-gravity baseball

Alien Snowmen

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Alien Assumption

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Science fiction fans on other planets

Blue Origin

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

How to draw a martian!

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"They're very time-sensitive."

UFO and snowman

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!