Interstellar Tourism T-Shirts

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Blue Origin

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

"You are here"

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

Celestial Navigation

Desert Planet

Moon Souvenirs

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

UFO

'Can you spare a moment for the Universe, sir?'

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

Vacation on the Moon.

Alien Painting Moon

Glass Bottom Tours.

"I wonder if there will be unintelligent life on Earth?"

"I thought you said what happens in another galazy, stays in another galaxy."

I went to Earth and made crop circles, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt.