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Desert Planet

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"You left this on our ship."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Save Our Universe

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Take me to your mechanic."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.