Upper-class Adventurer Mugs

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

Need Wi-Fi

"Good dog!"

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'It's an e-mail in a bottle!'

"Here goes nothing."

"Our cars aren't just smart, they've got street smarts!"

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

Pirate with peg legs on walkers.

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

"It sure is -- It took me three reincarnations, to get UP here."

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

'He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it.'

New Scoots for Old Coots!

'Wow, dude. You're really old school!'

Ruby wasn't going to let her age slow her down.

"It's my amazon order. . . more bottles!"

"If you ask me, his poetry has gone down hill since he started writing in metaverse."

'I couldn't stand working in an office.'

"Come on, we're all going to sit around the campfireand play our iPods."

Zimmer frame for both dog and owner.

'There goes Claudius in his all-terrain-vehicle.'