Luxury Adventurer Mugs

'There goes Claudius in his all-terrain-vehicle.'

"First class, or with children?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

The Desert Island Package

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Champagne Charlie.

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Thames Pizza

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

Easter Island Rock Climber

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

Commuter on the Orient Express

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

"This is the life -- I'm never travelling Economy again!"

"I know all about the rising costs of rent, utilities and food. I was thinking about it on the company jet on the way to my holiday house on the Cote D'Azur, but I'm afraid the company is under too much financial pressure to give you a raise."