First-class Adventurer Gifts

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Old man: 'I didn't get to tramp Europe in my college days, so I'm going now- first class, of course.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

Louis Pasteur

A Learning Curve.

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

"This is the life -- I'm never travelling Economy again!"

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

A woman reads a romance novel.

If I could find my coat, I'd leave!

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

'Okay, alpha doggie, go delegate someone to fetch.'

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"Hurry children, space is limited!"

The Multi-Prop Juggler In Training

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

Pirate with peg legs on walkers.

Sales and Learning Experiences

"It sure is -- It took me three reincarnations, to get UP here."

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

'It's a trap - Everything is EDUCATIONAL!'

Astronauts arrive on a strange planet and discover a parking metre.

'There goes Claudius in his all-terrain-vehicle.'

Book Sailing

"I love these Antiquing Weekends."

"As a member we can offer yoou long hours, hard work, self less devotion..." "What about the perks?" "Those are the perks"

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