First-class Adventurer Pillows

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Old man: 'I didn't get to tramp Europe in my college days, so I'm going now- first class, of course.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"It's going to be one of those days."

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

Louis Pasteur

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

A Learning Curve.

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

"This is the life -- I'm never travelling Economy again!"

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

A woman reads a romance novel.

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

The Multi-Prop Juggler In Training

'Okay, alpha doggie, go delegate someone to fetch.'

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

"Hurry children, space is limited!"

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

If I could find my coat, I'd leave!

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

Sales and Learning Experiences

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

"It sure is -- It took me three reincarnations, to get UP here."

'It's a trap - Everything is EDUCATIONAL!'

'There goes Claudius in his all-terrain-vehicle.'

"I love these Antiquing Weekends."

Book Sailing

Astronauts arrive on a strange planet and discover a parking metre.

"As a member we can offer yoou long hours, hard work, self less devotion..." "What about the perks?" "Those are the perks"

"I got my ticket for three dollars over the Internet. Are you going to eat that salmon?"

"I'm exhausted from matching wits with my teacher all day."