Upper Class Living Gifts

"Something you should bear in mind, James. Sam has recently come into a lot of money."

Sloaney Pony.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

The Day Dreamer.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

Champagne Charlie.

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Room service.

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

The Great Catsby.

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"We've decided to express our concern for the environment by redecorating."

"If you want folks to see you're serious about carbon off-setting, plant it round the front - this is where our helipad is going!"

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

"If we got one of those we wouldn't need to migrate!"