Upper-class Professional Gifts

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Counting part time employees is the new math.

'You don't want the job, do you?'

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Run, Mike, Run!

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

'Travel agency - Ego trips our specialty'

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

Interview Wear: Sale.

"Be right in, I just brought my lucky chair."

"We should decide now whose career will suffer more once I give birth."

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

The First Modular Phone Implant Garners Envious Looks Along Fifth Avenue.

'That's quite a bit you're inheriting. I suppose you realize this will force you to start learning about wine.'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"More and more of my evenings seem to be ending at some stupid little place in Brooklyn."

'I want something that screams, 'I'll do anything for work'.'

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

"Sorry the costume's disappointing kids, but even superheroes fly business class sometimes!"

"This leads to the actual library."

"It was tough at first. Now I hardly ever get the urge to check my e-mail."

"Shall I let your wife know you're home, or do you both like surprises?"

'How about having a boys night out we'll take ourselves to the cleaners.'

"Sorry I'm late. Heavy traffic."

With jet engine noise, an airline is a high-volume business. And because we fly at 30,000 feet, it's not a low-overhead operation.