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'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

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'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.

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"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

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'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

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'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

'That's quite a bit you're inheriting. I suppose you realize this will force you to start learning about wine.'

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"Be right in, I just brought my lucky chair."

"We should decide now whose career will suffer more once I give birth."

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

"Sorry the costume's disappointing kids, but even superheroes fly business class sometimes!"

"More and more of my evenings seem to be ending at some stupid little place in Brooklyn."

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"This leads to the actual library."

"It was tough at first. Now I hardly ever get the urge to check my e-mail."

"Shall I let your wife know you're home, or do you both like surprises?"

"Sorry I'm late. Heavy traffic."

'How about having a boys night out we'll take ourselves to the cleaners.'

"I believe we shall all go in one car."