Poshness Aficionado Gifts

'Your morning papers, Sir.'

Sloaney Pony.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Animal Actors

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

Bette Midler

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'You showbiz types can never make intelligent conversation!'

When stars marry: 'Why did you ask him first? Does he have top billing?'

'This next song is about setting boundaries, and how now I wish I had.'

A cat rejects a dog performer's act.

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

Rolls Royce House and Car

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"Just got the script from the focus group. Fabulous!"

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

'I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but in order for Act 3 to go on we'll need an additional $17,000!'

"The filthy rich"

'Can you do anything else?'