Poshness Aficionado Pillows

'Your morning papers, Sir.'

Sloaney Pony.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

Animal Actors

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

When stars marry: 'Why did you ask him first? Does he have top billing?'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'You showbiz types can never make intelligent conversation!'

'This next song is about setting boundaries, and how now I wish I had.'

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

Rolls Royce House and Car

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

'Can you do anything else?'

'To be honest Mr Gregson, I've seen better escapologists, goodnight.'

"Just got the script from the focus group. Fabulous!"

"The filthy rich"

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

'I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but in order for Act 3 to go on we'll need an additional $17,000!'

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."